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| TripsMyGuy1 (9/6/2006)
 No thanks, I've rarely met an HR person who was worth a damn. I Know what you mean. They always get your salary wrong bang on Christmas. Starfleet Personnell might be different - we should assign a fantasy HR Manager.
"It's Judge Q to you....."
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| My experience is they are usually very useless people with absolutely NO people skills. Maybe Shran? No -- Soval!  |
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| Revised! New and Improved!
Starfleet Admiral = James T. Kirk
Head of Starfleet Medical = Dr. Leonard McCoy
Head of Interspecies Medical Exchange = Dr. Julian Bashir
Earth's Ambassador to Everywhere, aka "Diplomat Extraordinaire" = Jonathan Archer
Starfleet Director of Human Resources = Soval
Capt. = Picard
1st Ofcr = Tucker
2nd Ofcr = Data
Chief Engineer = Tucker
His 2nd = LaForge
Crew = Scott, O'Brien, Torres, Hess, & Rostov (Simply the best!)
Chief Tactical Ofcr = Reed (Hey, Picard might actually let him DO something!)
His 2nd = Worf (Wouldn't that be a riot - the two of them together making snarky comments?)
Chief Science Ofcr = Spock
His 2nd = T'Pol (A Vulcan monopoly)
Chief Med. Ofcr = Phlox
His 2nd = Holodeck Dr.
Counselor = Guinan (Troi was lost years previous in a "mysterious" air lock accident.)
Communications Ofcr. = Uhura
Her 2nd = Jadzia Dax
Helmsman = Primarily Data, with Sulu and Travis on other shifts.
Chef = Enterprise Chef (the unseen one!)
His 1st asst. = Sato (no rank, so she and Reed and get it on with no regulations in the way)
10 Forward Manager = Quark
10 Forward Bartender = Riker (also organizes poker tournaments)
Hey! I found something worthy of Riker's talents!
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| TripsMyGuy1 (9/6/2006)
My experience is they are usually very useless people with absolutely NO people skills. Maybe Shran? No -- Soval! Thats why I work for myself - I'm my own personnel officer. I still get my salary wrong though.
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| But your annual job performance evaluation is a breeze.
Tell me Q, Phill, or whoever you are today, does anyone from DS9 or Voyager fit the HR description? I didn't watch either of those shows. |
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| | why does nobody pick the voyager crew? it's the one I'm least familiar with (except for the hologram doctor of course) but there's gotta be something interesting there. oh and I was under the impression that both data and dax were science officers. isn't that so? and quark would be my chef without any doubt. he can bypass all those security codes and replicate almost anything. |
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| I was sure Jadzia Dax was the Communications Officer. I'm not sure what Data's title was.
I didn't watch Voyager. I can't stand Kate Mulgrew's voice. It just irks me.
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| Trillian (9/6/2006)
why does nobody pick the voyager crew? it's the one I'm least familiar with (except for the hologram doctor of course) but there's gotta be something interesting there. oh and I was under the impression that both data and dax were science officers. isn't that so? and quark would be my chef without any doubt. he can bypass all those security codes and replicate almost anything. Dax is the Science Officer and Data is too as well as Second Officer. Would have made a better first officer because androids don't grow beards.
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| Q of the Continuum (9/7/2006)
Trillian (9/6/2006)
why does nobody pick the voyager crew? it's the one I'm least familiar with (except for the hologram doctor of course) but there's gotta be something interesting there. oh and I was under the impression that both data and dax were science officers. isn't that so? and quark would be my chef without any doubt. he can bypass all those security codes and replicate almost anything. Dax is the Science Officer and Data is too as well as Second Officer. Would have made a better first officer because androids don't grow beards.  actually...
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| Oh Q.  Picard - Captain M.Reed - Security Officer C.Tucker - Engineer Hoshi Sato - Same Geordi - Helmsman Q - First Officer (God help us all) Rest it is free for all.
.  Hello my sweets
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